Juno

Please. I fell asleep after a half hour of this caricature-fest. I don’t like teenagers that much in real life. WHY would I want to watch this mouthy, eye-rolling bitch for 2 hours? This movie was trying so hard to be hip, edgy and cool. I disliked almost everyone in it. The person I was with kept nudging me awake telling me, “Wake up! It’s getting even worse!” and laughing caustically. This is what we throw awards at? We suck.

See 2001’s Ghost World instead.