That’s That

Some basic tenets:

1. I hate ass-kissy award shows…Academy Awards, Golden Globe Awards, SAG Awards. All that stuff is gay gay gay and meaningless and smarmy and gag-inducing and sucky.
2. I hate red carpet bullshit except when Kathy Griffin is involved and making fun of snotty self-important retarded celebrities.
3. For the most part, I think Tom Hanks, Sharon Stone, Denzel Washington, Wynona Ryder, Spike Lee, Nichole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaghey, Catherine Zeta-Jones all blow big time. Just blow like tsunami-strength blow. Celluloid ipecac.

To be continued, no doubt…